Everyone I work with already thinks I'm one tick away from being the next unibomber.... so I've used various incarnations of the following at work:
1,3,7,8,9,11,13,17,18,24,27,29,34,and 36.....
... now I have some new ones to add to my list.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? Haha
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary. (so very true [img]frown.gif[/img] )
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? (LMAO)
Everyone I work with already thinks I'm one tick away from being the next unibomber.... so I've used various incarnations of the following at work:
1,3,7,8,9,11,13,17,18,24,27,29,34,and 36.....
... now I have some new ones to add to my list.
most of those wouldn't pahse anyone at my work...
except maybe the Satan one...
"28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
[img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
I'm using that one! [img]wink.gif[/img]
I tend to throw humorous asides out as I leave a room....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]tongue.gif[/img]"Oh, if anyone asks about a dead body in a plastic garbage bag from the dumpster out back, I know nothing about it."
Good god there are some on there I could have used on a daily basis at my last place of employment. My particular favorites:
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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